flurrycolton:

if you date me we will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

Don’t forget these gems, among others

  • i missed you sex
  • congratulations sex
  • thank u for being so hot and having sex with me sex
  • i got a new vinyl sex

(Source: channiall)

"i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex"

me (via sadmommy2010)

To my future wife…

dropngoons:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

I hate this website

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

ayyeeeitzleona:

My bro chawlsss just flipped out akuma-zed right now 😂 the nigghs

this nigga lol

Facetiming ayyeeeitzleona then her brother, chawlsss, comes out of nowhere lol.